"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
— William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

tifferini:

Teen Wolf: The Brain

feastevil:

two hands digging in each other’s wounds

feastevil:

two hands digging in each other’s wounds

er-o:

I actually saw this on tv the other day. Canada may have shitty television but our PSAs are wonderful.

Dylan O’Brien makes an appearance on the set of Univision’s Despierta America to promote The Maze Runner (August 28th)

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